Community + TNG = the best Star Trek ever meets the best absurdist post-modern college sitcom ever, and we all win.
Dean Pelton: Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay
Debate 109 - 1x09
Chang: Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of chicks.
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy - 2x18
Pierce: What’s the matter? Mama Chang didn’t breast feed?
Senor Chang: She read in a book that it wouldn’t make a difference.
Romantic Expressionism - 1x15
Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I’m on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.
Asian Population Studies - 2x12
Chang: I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You… sort of dodged a bullet there.
Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts - 2x22
Senor Chang: I will find a loophole… then I’ll kill you.
Pascal’s Triangle Revisited - 1x24
Chang: Thank you, sir. You won’t regret this unless I rise up against you.
Contemporary Impressionists - 3x12
Chang: I know these vents like the back of my Chang.
Paradigms of Human Memory - 2x21
Dean Pelton: I have always dreamt of playing charades with you, Jeffrey. Just not like this. And not on dry land.
Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design - 2x09
Jeff: We’ve parted ways with out closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he’s not coming back.
Pierce: I’m back!
Biology 101 - 3x01