Troy and Abed in Engineering

Abed: Y’all ever notice the difference between me and Troy...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:37:48 -0500

Abed: Y’all ever notice the difference between me and Troy brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this. Troy brushes his teeth like this…

Troy: I do! I do! I brush my teeth just like that!

Origins of Vampire Mythology - 3x15

A keen observation. faitherinhicks: Data & Geordi in the...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:58:53 -0500

A keen observation.

faitherinhicks:

Data & Geordi in the moooorning!

There are startling similarities.

Dean Pelton: Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:10:41 -0500

Dean Pelton: Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay

Debate 109 - 1x09

Jeff: My forehead’s not that big, is it? Troy: It’s...

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:47:40 -0500

Jeff: My forehead’s not that big, is it?

Troy: It’s not small.

A Fistfull of Paintballs - 2x23

Troy & Abed: Troy and Abed, acting normal. Urban Matrimony...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 10:36:44 -0400

Troy & Abed: Troy and Abed, acting normal.

Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts - 3x11

Abed: Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:02:27 -0400

Abed: Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us all on edge.

Modern Warfare - 1x23

Abed: Cool. Cool, cool, cool.Home Economics - 1x08

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 14:07:47 -0400

Abed: Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Home Economics - 1x08

Abed: Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like...

Sat, 01 Sep 2012 15:43:00 -0400

Abed: Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like real movies but with ugly people.

Introduction to Film - 1x03

Troy: I’m president Obama’s nephew. Abed: You never...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 13:19:40 -0400

Troy: I’m president Obama’s nephew.

Abed: You never mentioned that before.

Troy: I didn’t know if I could trust you, but now it’s time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari.

Advanced Criminal Law - 1x05

Abed: Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:22:00 -0400

Abed: Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool from now on.

Troy: Announcement number two: Butt soup.

Football, Feminism and You - 1x06

Chang: Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of...

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 17:19:00 -0400

Chang: Between you and me, I don’t Chang a lot of chicks.

Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy - 2x18

Pierce: What’s the matter? Mama Chang didn’t breast feed? Senor...

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:26:00 -0400

Pierce: What’s the matter? Mama Chang didn’t breast feed?

Senor Chang: She read in a book that it wouldn’t make a difference.

Romantic Expressionism - 1x15

Worf: Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man! Qpid - 4x20

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:44:48 -0400

Worf: Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!

Qpid - 4x20

Jeff: If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:40:14 -0400

Jeff: If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, I know who I’d recommend.

Basic Rocket Science - 2x04

Chang: I’m an elf, not a nerd. Advanced Dungeons and...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:14:32 -0400

Chang: I’m an elf, not a nerd.

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons - 2x14

Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:33:13 -0400

Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I’m on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.

Asian Population Studies - 2x12

LeVar Burton: Oh well… more fish for Kunta! Intermediate...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 01:21:04 -0400

LeVar Burton: Oh well… more fish for Kunta!

Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking - 2x16

Chang: I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:55:38 -0400

Chang: I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You… sort of dodged a bullet there.

Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts - 2x22

Abed: Jeff, did I say anything in my sleep about farm animals or...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 01:22:00 -0400

Abed: Jeff, did I say anything in my sleep about farm animals or Brian Williams?

Home Economics - 1x08

Dean Pelton: I forgot everything you said before...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 00:48:45 -0400

Dean Pelton: I forgot everything you said before “rectum!”

Biology 101 - 3x01