Abed: Y’all ever notice the difference between me and Troy brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this. Troy brushes his teeth like this…
Troy: I do! I do! I brush my teeth just like that!
Origins of Vampire Mythology - 3x15
A keen observation.
Data & Geordi in the moooorning!
There are startling similarities.
Dean Pelton: Greendale needs a win. The best compliment our sports program gets is that our basketball team is really gay
Debate 109 - 1x09
Jeff: My forehead’s not that big, is it?
Troy: It’s not small.
A Fistfull of Paintballs - 2x23
Troy & Abed: Troy and Abed, acting normal.
Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts - 3x11
Abed: Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us all on edge.
Modern Warfare - 1x23
Abed: Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
Home Economics - 1x08
Abed: Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like real movies but with ugly people.
Introduction to Film - 1x03
Troy: I’m president Obama’s nephew.
Abed: You never mentioned that before.
Troy: I didn’t know if I could trust you, but now it’s time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari.
Advanced Criminal Law - 1x05
Abed: Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool from now on.
Troy: Announcement number two: Butt soup.
Football, Feminism and You - 1x06
