Dean Pelton: Shirley. The voice. Can you make it more…I thought it would be more sssss…what’s another word that means more “happy threatening?”

Shirley: The word he’s looking for is sassy. He better pray he don’t find it. 

Documentary Filmmaking: Redux - 3x08

Mr. Stone: Mr. Barnes… You and Abed Nadir have a specialized exclusive handshake that you refuse to do with your other friends?

Troy: Absolutely.

Cooperative Polygraphy - 5x04

Dean Pelton: (Reading note) “I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can’t stop me because what are you going to do, not have butts?”

Basic Intergluteal Numismatics - 5x03

Dean Pelton: Jeffrey, I’m gonna cry.

Jeff: Please don’t…

Dean Pelton: Request denied.

Repilot – 5x01

Dean Pelton: After you and your friends left, it was closed for sentimental reasons… and asbestos reasons.

Repilot - 5x01

(We’re back!)

Troy: Well, I’m a sexy Dracula.

Abed: You mean vampire.

Troy: I don’t need to know which Dracula I am to be a Dracula… nerd.

Epidemiology - 2x06

Coach Bogner: You know what Jeff? One of us is about to win this game, but years from now when the story’s retold all they’re going to remember is one of us loved clothes and the other loved the game. 

Physical Education - 1x17

Abed: Y’all ever notice the difference between me and Troy brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this. Troy brushes his teeth like this…

Troy: I do! I do! I brush my teeth just like that!

Origins of Vampire Mythology - 3x15

A keen observation. 

faitherinhicks:

Data & Geordi in the moooorning!

There are startling similarities.